RagHag Diva

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Wednesday, October 05, 2005


So according to all the rags, this wedding was the read deal, and not a prank for the groom's television show Punk'd. Most of the magazines agree on the details - it was a Kabbalah ceremony, the groom in white as well as the bride, who chose an off-the-rack Monique Lhuillier gown; the platinum and diamond wedding bands were designed by fellow Kabbalahist Neil Lane; the ceremony was held at their recently remodeled home at 10:00 p.m.; due to the late hour, hors d'oeuvres were served in lieu of a full meal; Bruce Willis attended; Ashton's twin brother Matt did not.

But one pub had an interesting tidbit that the others omitted. In Touch offers the most ridiculous-yet-probably-true reason why the wedding was such a last minute affair. "According to an insider, the couple had planned to marry earlier in the year, but the date had been postponed three ties over the past few months because their Kabbalah advisors warned them the dates were inauspicious." Dude, I totally believe this. This Kabbalah thing is getting out of hand. And as one loyal reader pointed out, Bruce is already skeptical of it and won't let his three kids get involved. Someone wrote somewhere that when she was married to him, she wanted to get all into Scientology. Anyway, I can see these two waiting around for some "Rabbi" to tell them when they can get married.

So, I found this story to be pretty dry. I just wonder when they will confirm that they are in fact married. I predict whenever the Rabbi sees as best.


Anonymous mot said...

Yeah Kabbalah and Scientology don't make sense to me. I side with Bruce Willis here. He should definitely keep his kids away from that fiction. Also he may want to keep his children away from their mom since she is a real whack job and tramp in my opinion.

Aston has a twin brother? They should put the twin on thats 70's show next year. Hopefully Topher Grace has a twin too so that show can continue for years to come.

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