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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Paul Renews Lonely Hearts Club Membership

Good news, Mama Diva! The rumors we talked about the other day are indeed true - Paul McCartney and wife Heather Mills are splitting!

Now's your chance to make that move. You've waited long enough. He's 63 now - you can get with him and be his new woman when he's 64.

Hee hee.

Yeah, so Mama Diva asked me about this a few days ago - Heather was staying at one of their kazillion houses without Paul. They said it was cuz she was getting fitted for a new prostetic (that old line again) but turns out there was trouble and they needed help.

So that's it. She's leaving home. Paul will get through this, with a little help from his friends. And who knows, maybe they will come together and they can work it out.

(Hey, just be grateful I went with the song titles instead of the one-legged jokes. Cuz I've got a ton of those, too.)


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