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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Shiloh is a Namibian Name?

As you already probably know, the chosen one has been born.

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has joined us mere mortals here on Earth.

She was born via c-section (due to being breech but we think she wants to maintain her vaginal tone), weighs 7 pounds, and poops pure gold.

Gwen Stefani must be pissed, cuz she had her baby too this weekend and no one noticed. She even gave him an obnoxious pretentious name: Kingston James McGregor Rossdale. And STILL no one noticed.

Babies are popping out all over the place I can't even stand it.


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