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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Try Surviving the Clink, Richard

Richard Hatch, the naked winner of the first season of "Survivor", has been sent to the other island - Riker's Island.

Okay, he's probably not going to Riker's, but he is definitely going to the slammer.

51 moths for for tax evasion on - get this - his winnings from "Survivor". His defense was basically stupidity - 'But I didn't know I had to pay taxes on that!' The judge didn't buy it - and gave him the harsh sentence because it was clear he was lying on the stand.

A little advice, Richard. Going naked on the island may have made your castmates uncomfortable but I have a feeling it won't throw off any of your fellow cellmates. I would stay as clothed as possible.


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