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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Does Jordan Catalano Have "Imagination"?


Jessica Simpson revealed to the exalted periodical, Maxim, that she likes her man to have "a great imagination." In fact, a guy with a great imagination sends her "through the rafters."

Through the rafters? Who talks like that?

Anyway, so it looks like that Jared Leto has a great imagination, cuz she was all over him at Double Seven in NYC. Jared Leto used to be a babe on "My So-Called Life". He has since turned extremely freakly, as the above picture depicts.

But he used to be sooooo hot.



He's the singer in the band no one's heard of, 30 Seconds to Mars, and he's going to play John Lennon killer Mark David Chapman in the upcoming "Chapter 27".

He's also been linked to Lindsay Lohan, but come on - who hasn't?

Oh, Jordan. Aging is a bitch.

I wonder if he was creeped out when he realized that Jessica had her eyes open when they were kissy kissy kissing:

"I love to kiss with my eyes open, because I can take in the entire situation and know if I'm enjoying it or not."

Seriously, who talks like this?

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