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Monday, June 26, 2006

Limbaugh Detained for Possession of Uppers (of a sort)

This story is so unbelievable that the posters in alt.gossip.celebrities thought it was made up by a troll.

Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach Airport (coming from the Dominican Republic) for possession of pills without a prescription.

The pills? VIAGRA.

Yep, seems that Rush has a little case of the E.D. Can't pitch the tent.

It must be really hard to be Rush. He'll probably be slapped with a stiff fine. The law is pretty inflexible, even rigid, about drugs without prescriptions. They are solid, strong and unyielding, especially with repeat offenders.

The pills had his doctors' name on the bottle instead of his, "for privacy purposes", said his attorney.

That plan worked as well as his dingle dangle.

Is that a cigar, Rush - or just wishful thinking?


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