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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Cruise's Ex Cruz Sees Baby Cruise

Penelope Cruz, the ex-girlfriend of Tom Cruise, has come out saying she's seen Suri.

Sorry, Tom. You're gonna have to do better than that.

I believe Penelope, like Nicole, is under a strict contract with Tom. I mean, come on - she dated him for three years and no smack talk? I could almost forgive Nicole, cuz she has kids with the man. But Penelope has nothing to lose...

Or does she?

"She's really beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen," the 32-year-old actress said.

I know everyone says babies are beautiful, even when they are not. But the quotes from the three chosen wise women, Cruz, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Leah Remini, are eerily similar. Even the AP article implies so:

Pinkett Smith has described Suri as "one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life," while Remini has said the baby "looks like Tom and Katie, she's just beautiful."

If this baby's so perfect I say bring her out of hiding! Show the mere mortals what a beautiful sweet baby you have.

I dare ya, Tom!


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